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@stalecoffee I have a huge penis and can not seem to meet a woman able to "take" it. How do I shot web?
Dear Endowed,
While many women will find a large appendage intimidating and painful, there are also many women who will find it sexy and fun. Being able to accept such large man meat is no easy task for a woman (or a man for that matter) but it can be done...with time and research. I highly suggest you learn everything you can about pleasing a woman without the use of your penis. The more excited the girl is, the easier it will be for her to painlessly accept you. Also, having a vagina safe lubricant on hand can only help the situation, especially if the lady isn't the young vixen she used to be. As long as it won't creep your partner out, having multiple sex toys of various sizes can help excite her and prepare her for your large knob. Sex may take longer, but patience will be a friend of your partner's vagina, therefore a friend of your penis.
kiahpierson
@stalecoffee im only hot 4 people who are unavailable, i drink 2 much, & i cant even look @ myself; how do i keep my cats off the counter??
Dear Multiple Issues,
Cats are one of the most independent and rebellious creature there are. You can use a spray bottle to train the cat to stay off of the counters while in your presence, but as soon as the cat is alone, it will do whatever it pleases, and it pleases your cat to make you mad. I suggest getting used to it.
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| So, I have been frazzled the past couple of days. A friend of mine asked me if she could invite friends over for pool fun sometime this week. I told her that sounds fun and of course. Well, she went ahead and had the pool party on the day that I work all day. I had asked we we could wait one more day and she told me the invitations were already made. I practically begged through texting, but she decided to ignore those.
It always sucks missing out on things, especially when its at your own house. I can't help but feel really sad and angry towards my friend. I don't want to be silly and over react and cause drama, but I am hurt.
I guess I'll just shrug it off.
I am glad I at least have Xanga to vent to.
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| Well, it's been a pretty normal Tuesday. It is kind of a gloomy day in North Dakota right now. It has been a while since one has come around, but I am kind enjoying a day without some summer sun. I am tan enough already.
I am working at the bakery until 5 today. Business is pretty slow this summer. I did make a chili sign today!
I haven't eaten the chili yet, but I am pretty excited to.
My mom came back from Las Vegas last night. I am glad to hear she had lots of fun.
There is a trivia tournament at our local Pizza/Bar place downtown and I think I want to go.
Last night I watched true blood with Peter for the first time. Wow, I am so addicted to that now it's ridiculous. I don't know why I did not watch it sooner!
Well, back to work... kind of.
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